Dear Keys,

keys

I know I have a bad habit of misplacing you all over the house but is that any reason to just get up and leave me.  I do really care for you and would never intentionally loose you.  I wish you would come back home.  If you decide not to come back could you at least leave my only remote starter for my van behind along with the house key so no one breaks into the new house.  I don’t expect a forwarding address.  The rest of the keys you can keep but those two items I would really like to have.

Sincerely,

Your Owner

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