Dear Hotel Guest

Dear Guest in my hotel:

While we don’t generally mind you using the hot tub please remember to keep your shorts on while in there.  Also if by change you do decide to take them off don’t drop them in the stairs on the way back to your room.  My houseman generally doesn’t like finding wet boxer shorts during his security patrol.

Thank You,
The Night Auditor

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