15 Things to do at Wal-Mart……..

……….. while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples
carts when they aren’t looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
‘Code 3’ in housewares ….. and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on layaway.

6. Move a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you’ll invite them in if they’ll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and
pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11 Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
“Mission Impossible” theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna look” using
different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume
the fetal position and scream “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!!”

( And; last, but not least!)

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while;
and, then, yell, very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here!”


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