I’m Worth $1,034,500

Gender: Female $135,000
Age: 26 $30,000
Ethnicity: White/Caucasian $130,000
Height: 5’4 $10,000
Weight: 195 lbs. ($70,000)
Body Type: Overweight ($20,000)
Hair Color: Blonde $25,000
Eye Color: Green $5,000
Handed: Right $5,000
Body Hair: A Little Hairy $15,000
Shoe Size: 8 $5,000
Bald: No $0
20/20 Eyesight: Yes $5,000
Bra Size: NA $0
Cavities: 3-4 $0
Athletic Ability: Average $25,000
Attractiveness: NA $45,000
IQ: NA $0
SAT Score: NA $0
HS GPA: 3.5 $26,250
Education: High School $1,000
Bilingual: Yes $10,000
Income: NA ($10,000)
Profession: Hospitality/Travel $0
Alcohol: Occasionally $0
Smoker: No $15,000
Pot: No $10,000
Drugs: NA $0
Exercise: Seldom $2,500
Divorced: No $0
Comitted Felony: No $15,000
Watch Television: Often $2,500
Sexuality: NA $25,000
Style: Average $15,000
Artistic: Below Average $20,000
Sense of Humor: Average $30,000
Addictive Personality: No $10,000
Give to Charity: Yes $25,000
Adult Content: Seldom $0
Gamble: Seldom $0
Multiplier x2
Total: $1,034,500

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